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    Smile pantun kocak

    hati siapa tak bimbang
    situ botak minta dikepang


    Buah kedondong Buah atep
    Dulu bencong sekarang tetepp ..............


    Buah semangka buah duren
    Nggak nyangka gue keren


    Buah semangka buah manggis
    Nggak nyangka gue manis


    Buah apel di air payau
    Nggak level layauuuuuuu.....


    Pohon kelapa, Pohon durian,
    Pohon Cemara, Pohon Palem
    Pohonnya tinggi-tinggi Bo!


    Buah Nanas, Buah bengkoang
    Buah jambu, Buah kedondong
    Ngerujak dooooooooonggggggg...


    Ada padi, Ada jagung
    Ada singkong, Ada pepaya
    Panen ni yeeeeeeeeeeeee!


    Disini bingung, Disana linglung
    mangnya enak, engga nyambung....


    Buah semangka berdaun sirih
    Buah ajaib kali yah?????????


    Jalan kaki ke pasar baru
    Jauh boooooooooooo....


    Jambu merah di dinding
    Jangan marah just kidding


    Jauh di mata,dekat dihati
    Jauh di hati,dekat dimata
    Jauh-dekat tujuh ratus perak


    Nemu gesper, di pinggir jalan
    Kalo laper, makan tu gesper


    Men sana in corpore sano
    Gue maen kesana,
    Elo maen ke sono!


    Disana gunung, disini gunung,
    Ditengah-tengah bunga melati
    Saya bingung kamu pun bingung
    Kenapa ada bunga melati ???!?


    Anak ayam turun ke bumi
    Induk ayam naik kelangit
    Anak ayam nyari kelangit
    Induk ayam nyungsep ke bumi


    Sayur asem sayur sop
    laper nich


    banyak-banyak menabung
    kagak nyambung


    dilangit ada tomat
    sengit amat


    buah kedong-dong buah tomat
    Elu bodong amat


    buah duren di pohon beringin
    rese' banget tuch duren....


    ayam kurus bulunya banyak
    rugi banget yang beli.........


    kakak monyonk adik memble
    keturunan jelek kali ye...


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    beli sekuteng deket kantor pos
    tukangnya melek badannya pendek
    orang ganteng numpang ngepost
    yang jelek sukanya ngeledek
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    Bibir dikulum sambil nelan mangga

    asalamualaikum boleh kenalan ga?

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    di tengah malam dikasi ceban
    wa'alaikum salam penghuni jamban

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    Main bola sama papa...

    Buah favoritmu apa...

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    main "bola" sama mama

    buah paporitku buah dada
    gw ini sebetulnya lucu lho
    sumpah demi Tuhan


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    Si Buto emang orangnya sableng
    Kalo ML mennya kenceng

    Ada yang ngomongin ganteng
    Akhirnya si Lecter Dateng

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    Gubernur Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo has a brilliant future Butogamo's Avatar
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    si Lecter dateng
    belum-belum udah ngaku ganteng
    dasar sableng
    gw ini sebetulnya lucu lho
    sumpah demi Tuhan


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    Pantun ini bwat seneng2
    Tapi jangan sampe sableng

    Biarpun si Lecter ganteng..
    yang penting kuat ngaceng

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    Gubernur bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja has much to be proud of bayu_aja's Avatar
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    jualan sekoteng
    dimusim ujan

    yang paling ganteng
    cuma bayu seorang

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